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U. S. Sexual Laws
The US has more laws governing sexual behavior than every country in Europe combined.
An old state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called “master,” not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (Apparently, it's OK for woman. Who can resist a wide-mouth trout?)
As late as 1940, a candidate for the U.S. Naval Academy was rejected if it was discovered that he masturbated.
In 1998, Alabama created a law banning the sale of sex toys, ruling that the constitution “doesn’t include a right to sexual privacy.”
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
Florida’s laws only allow for conjugal sex. Sex outside of marriage and sodomy are misdemeanors, with penalties of up to 60 days in jail.
Yet another Texas code makes the possession of more than six items designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs illegal, whereas the possession of more than six firearms designed to stimulate the death of human vital organs is OK.
In Sioux Falls, South Dakota, hotels are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. A minimum of two feet between the beds is required.
In the state of Utah, sex with an animal—unless performed for profit—is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal.
Sex Quotes of the Rich and Famous
Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm.
"If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter."
George Carlin
"From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it."
Bette Davis
"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie."
William Shakespeare
"Give a man free hands and you'll know where to find them."
Mae West
“My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me."
Bette Midler
"Sex is like a bridge game; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
Anonymous
"It is not true that sex degrades women... if it is any good."
Alan Partridge
"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting."
Gloria Leonard
“Personally I know nothing about sex because I have always been married."
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Historical Laws
An 18th century French prostitute could be spared punishment if she were willing to join the opera.
In 100 AD, the ancient Germanic tribe, the Teutons would punish anyone caught as a prostitute by suffocating them in excrement.
Charlemagne thought prostitution should be punishable by death in some cases.
The Romans would crush a first time rapist’s gonads between two stones.
Six thousand years ago, Egyptians, the first to punish sex crimes with castration, would completely castrate a male convicted of rape, and a woman found guilty of adultery would find herself without a nose.
Foreign Customs Then
Lipstick is believed to have been invented in ancient Egypt for women who specialized in oral sex. They wanted their lips to look more inviting.
Egyptians inserted stones into their vagina to prevent pregnancy. (It worked kind of like the modern IUD by preventing implantation).
Women were discouraged from having orgasms during the Middle Ages because it was thought that orgasms made women less capable of getting pregnant.
It is ancient legend that Cleopatra of the Nile had 2 orgasms a day.
In Ancient Greece, women would expose their vaginas to ward off storms at sea.
It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the 16th century to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbon.
Up until 1884, a Victorian-era woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex.
St. Jerome said that full grown virgin women should never bathe and should be ashamed of their bodies.
Foreign Customs Now
In Italy, it’s legal to have sex in a public bathroom as long as you keep the door shut.
41% of French men and women admit to having taken part in group sex.
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination.
The vocabulary of Polynesian [South Pacific] societies has no words in their language for "obscene", "indecent", or "impure". (Sex is never considered a source of shame or embarrassment.)
In Kafa in southwestern Ethiopia, a man found guilty of violating a virgin may be punished by having his head or hands cut off.
In Paramaribo, Suriname, a